if i was your girlfriend we'd cook together and fight for animal rights and also we'd watch a lot of tv/movies and adopt lots of pets to make their lives happier than they could be with any other people. not to mention i would spend a lot of time staring at you and thinking how beautiful and great you are.
If I was your girlfriend, I would make you the best vegan dishes and warm your constantly cold hands. And when you're writing I would make you an endless supply of tea and just watch you disappear into your own world while you write. We'd spend all day watching movies and cuddling under blankets and just be generally super lame because why not.
if i was your girlfriend i would eat your food and force you to watch my favourite movies and warm my freezing feet between your thighs and hug you from behind when you were least expecting it and make stupid puns and weird noises most of the time and play pranks and tricks on you on a daily basis tbh it would suck a lot you'd better be glad im not your girlfriend
i am crying it sounds like a perfect relationship who would not want this though i’ll kiss you right now